My Nuts Are Frozen! | Northwoods Blizzard Squirrel Sweatshirt
Winter up north is no joke — and neither is this squirrel. 🥶🐿️
My Nuts Are Frozen!” sweatshirt features a wide-eyed, ice-covered squirrel clutching frozen acorns in a full-blown Northwoods blizzard. Funny, relatable, and ridiculously over-the-top — perfect for ice fishing, cabin weekends, snow blowing the driveway, or just surviving sub-zero temps with a laugh.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Designed for Northwoods winters & cold-weather adventures
✔️ Guaranteed conversation starter & hilarious gift for outdoorsmen
Northern Adventure Outdoors — because surviving winter is better with humor.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Northern Adventure Outdoors
- Email: northern-adventure-outdoors-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Nuts Are Frozen! | Northwoods Blizzard Squirrel Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|