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Paddle Faster, I Hear Acorns – Funny Kayaking Red Squirrel Outdoor T-Shirt

$29.00

Hit the water with some humor! 🛶 This playful “Paddle Faster, I Hear Acorns” T-shirt features a cute red squirrel kayaking with paddles in hand, racing across the water. Perfect for anyone who loves kayaking, canoeing, or just enjoys a good laugh outdoors.

Made with soft, lightweight fabric, this shirt is great for adventures on the river, camping trips, or casual everyday wear. Whether you’re an outdoor enthusiast, a squirrel fan, or just want a fun conversation starter, this tee has you covered!

✅ Great gift for kayakers, paddlers, wildlife lovers, and outdoor adventurers.
✅ Lightweight, comfortable, and available in multiple sizes and colors.
✅ Exclusive Northern Adventure Outdoors design you won’t find anywhere else.<

Bring the laughs to your next paddling trip — grab yours today! 🌲🐿️

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Paddle Faster, I Hear Acorns – Funny Kayaking Red Squirrel Outdoor T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.